Kinect: a Great Idea, Realized at Last

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A lot of people have heard of the new Kinect from Microsoft. And that’s great, because they have been all but bombarding everybody in the modern world with the message about the thing for several months now. If you want to get a pretty decent workout but hate to go to some gym or outside to do so, this can be a nice little compromise between a technology craving and a desire to flex a little bit. A body in motion tends to stay alive longer, as the old saying goes. But did you know that, like almost everything else in this world, the Kinect is not that new of an idea? Believe it or not, it has a lineage which goes back to when Microsoft was still growing like a weed.

Back in the early 1990s, there was a device put out by Sega for its Genesis system. Known as the Activator, it used infrared beams to track where you were moving, and put a whole new shine on fighting games. Unfortunately, it suffered from a few setbacks which the designers of that era simply could not reconcile. The world just was not ready for the movement based games that are becoming more and more common place today. However, it is definitely for the best that such an attempt was made back then.

Some people say that the average baby tries to walk (or even to get up into a crawl) hundreds of times before they finally succeed in doing so. While some scientist somewhere has probably studied infants to the point where they know exactly how many tries it takes to learn how to take those first wobbly steps, the point is that falling down is not that big of a deal. The problem happens when someone tries to do something, falls down and just assumes that it can’t be done. It’s a good thing Microsoft does not think that way, isn’t it?

The Kinect: A Neat Device

If you have never heard of Microsoft’s new super toy (called the Kinect), you must have been living under something that’s both solid and igneous. After all, Kinect has only been publicized to the very furthest reaches that are possible for our species. If you are living in the modern part of the world (where there is actually electricity to even run an Xbox 360), then you have undoubtedly heard of this bad boy. And you have also most likely heard about the fact that all you have to do is stand there, and it then snaps a picture of your whole body. Now, it doesn’t do anything perverted, of course. It only takes a pic so that it will know when you are moving, and how much.

Once your game starts up, you just stand there and move in a way that basically makes sense. Kinect reads you using some kind of fancy technological voodoo, and then translates your real life movements into the same kinds of movement inputs that would normally be done from a little game pad. Only instead of just flapping your thumbs or typing, you are actually jumping, dancing, flailing your arms, and just generally acting goofy without anybody caring. It’s a neat little calorie burn, if you get really into it. And the possibilities for when people want to challenge each other to games are going to be awesome.

Just think about how life is going to be when a person on one continent can challenge someone who lives on another continent to a boxing match, a sword fight, and a race… and neither one of them has to leave their respective rooms. Well, your imagining time is up, because you can totally do that right this minute. Well, if you don’t have an Xbox 360 and a Kinect, you would technically need to go to an appropriate store or website and pick them up- but it’s worth it.